I Am Fur on Fire

autumngracy:

Luke Skywalker, banging pots and pans together: ORGANIZED RELIGION IS A SCAM, JUST SMOKE WEED

zhvli:

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

ruinedchildhood:

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

amidstardust:

comalard:

Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

Originally posted by hoppelessssssss

roguishpixiedreamgirl:

draws-memes:

shittycryptids:

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor

santafejackkelly:

seasons-of–love:

oh so when the newsies tap dance in a restaurant they’re “cool” and “talented” but when I do it I’m “making a scene” and “no longer welcome at olive garden”

I fell of my chair laughing 

cross-leggeddefiance:

graendaal:

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me: